Blue Collar Dispatch
What is “Blue Collar Dispatch”?
Specific, straight-shooting advice and game plan tailored to you.
You bring me a challenge, opportunity, hard decision, or rough patch, and we get to work. I’ll meet you where you are.
Together we’ll break down the situation, identify what matters, and build a practical path forward. I will help you analyze the situation, do the necessary research, gain clarity, and create a practical strategy for progress.
Together, we’ll get you Blue Collar Strong
(It’s like farm strong, but wilder):
1: Book a dispatch option
1 Dispatch — €48
Mission analysis, initial research, clear action points.
3 Dispatches — €128
Mission analysis, initial research, follow-up guidance, revised action points.
5 Dispatches — €198
Mission analysis, research, ongoing guidance, follow-up support, accountability on implementation.
Every Dispatch is tailored to your situation and packed with practical action steps. Some uncomfortable straight talk may occur.
No fluff. No guru-speak. No inspirational hashtags.
Just buckle up.
2: Show me the problem
Wit Either send it by text / voice recording / interpretive dance…to:
or book a live chat here:
3: Get a Dispatch
Within 7 days, you’ll receive a tailored Dispatch: fresh perspective, practical research, hard-earned insight, and a clear game plan for moving forward.
You don’t have to figure it all out alone. I’ll be in the dirt with you.
Less second-guessing. More action.
I DON’T WANT YOUR MONEY IF:
…my advice isn’t useful, or even just a little surprising to you.
The 90% money-back, no hard feelings, guarantee:
Simply respond “Nice try, but no thanks.” I will refund either the €40, €120, or €190 within 7 working days. I keep the €8 to cover my payment processor fees.
…you are in a mental health crisis or emergency and need a psychotherapists’ care. I know an excellent one, just email me, I can refer you.
Why trust me?
I’ve seen (and done) a few very real things in life.
I’ve experienced severe trauma, deep joy, success, failure, uncertainty, and recovery.
I have worked extensively in the film industry (plenty of drama there), in outdoor leadership, and for first responder services. (I also have a few degrees to go along, just FYI.)
Most importantly, any advice I give has been stress-tested in real life.
Even Graham Norton thought I give good advice:
Listen to the April 6, 2026 episode of “Wanging On” and jump to:
ASSHOLE BOSS at 21:22
Discount for annual heroes
If you upgrade your subscription to annual you also get:
Your first Blue Collar Dispatch free
Access to the anonymous Community Dispatches archive
Why should I pay you when I can just ask AI?
You SHOULD ask AI. AI is great. Even better is face-to-face connection putting the “us” into adventurous. (Cringe.) You know what I mean…
Excellent example of blue collar dispatching:
The Fine Print: Please ensure the name you enter at checkout exactly matches the name used for your live chat booking or initial email. Because I cannot verify bookings with mismatched information, I am unable to reply to orders with conflicting names. Thank you for your cooperation!